OnSluts:
helping hot girls get out of tickets!
“Go to Atom.com so see the OnSluts in action in their promo video “2 girls 1 Cop”
OnSluts’ Loves:
*Officers in uncomfortable situations
*Officers in uncomfortable situations that result in hot girls getting out of tickets
*Fishnet Thigh Highs
*Pink
*Football Terminology
*Hot Chicks
*Officer Naughty
OnSluts’ Hates:
*Paying Fines
*Fishnet Thigh Highs that are too tight
*Red (Siren Red to be exact)
*Anyone who refers to themselves as a Big Baller
*Mean Dicks
*Officer D-Bag/ Officer Jerky-Dick/ Officer Weiner-Pants (Sometimes can be the same person)
Pulled over by Officer Jerk-Face?
Need some ho-side assistance?
With OnSluts, getting off has never been so easy!
With a proven record of coaching girls, young and old, through harrowing police encounters, Kimber and Shana are just the ticket to get out of your ticket.
For more on Kimber and Shana’s scandalous techniques (and outfits), check out their video “2 Girls 1 Cop.”
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This is the cutest idea ever! I want to have this installed in my car pronto…where are these gals when I need them?! and beautiful too…you go ladies!!